I've had one "rule" when shopping all of my life.

[Hyde]

If something retail finally comes with my name on it, I buy it then and there.

Up until now I have literally found 1 key ring in 40+ years of looking that fit this bill.

Today I found #2.

 

[August]

Welcome, Geoffrey

 

[supitza]

Hi, Escar Limited Geoffrey!

 

[Vavrik]

A policy like that could be hard on the bank account when you start looking for shirts.

 

[Blind Owl]

But will you buy me everything with my name on it? That's the real question.

I could really use a brewery.

 

[Printimus]

How stylish!

 

[maynard]

a durable, water-repellent finish

sounds like perfect attire for 'science'