I got bored and rewrote the Johnny Cash song Folsom Prison Blues to the relatable tune of the Star Citizen universe and our new lovely vacation facility on the enigmatic planet of Aberdeen.
I hear the ship a comin'
It's flyin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine
Since, I don't know when
I'm stuck in Klescher Rehab
And time keeps draggin' on
But that ship keeps a-flyin'
On down to Aberdeen
When I was just a baby
My Mama told me, "Son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play with guns, "
But I shot a man in Lorville
Just to watch him die
When I hear that engine roarin'
I hang my head and cry
I bet there's rich folks eatin'
In a fancy dining pod
They're probably drinkin' coffee
And smokin' big cigars
But I know I had it comin'
I know I can't be free
But those people keep a-movin'
And that's what tortures me
Well, if they freed me from this prison
If that skyward ship was mine
I bet I'd move out over a little
Farther down the line
Far from Klescher Rehab
That's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome rumble
Blow my blues away
I hear the ship a comin'
It's flyin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine
Since, I don't know when
I'm stuck in Klescher Rehab
And time keeps draggin' on
But that ship keeps a-flyin'
On down to Aberdeen
When I was just a baby
My Mama told me, "Son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play with guns, "
But I shot a man in Lorville
Just to watch him die
When I hear that engine roarin'
I hang my head and cry
I bet there's rich folks eatin'
In a fancy dining pod
They're probably drinkin' coffee
And smokin' big cigars
But I know I had it comin'
I know I can't be free
But those people keep a-movin'
And that's what tortures me
Well, if they freed me from this prison
If that skyward ship was mine
I bet I'd move out over a little
Farther down the line
Far from Klescher Rehab
That's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome rumble
Blow my blues away
