My eyebrow broke, PLEASE HELP

CGPepper

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As many of you might have noticed, my eyebrows have been acting up during the past couple of month. So, last Friday, around 6:53 in the morning, the one on the right finally gave out and broke.


I was always planning to get new eyebrows and even saved up 793 dollars and 84 cents, BUT, as of recently i've decided to turn around my life, go back to elementary school and improve my English. I will also be taking classes in arts and drawings, song&dance and even develop my reflexes with various physical activities (amoeba tag, floor is lava etc). As you see, that eyebrow money is clearly better spend on my education. So you might not see me as much playing "not real life" games in our mumble server. I feel that i just don't belong among two eyebrowed people on the internet.

However, then i was like: Why should this tragedy get in the way of my dreams. People throw with cash in test all the time and i am dealing with some serious sh1t right here, its a perfect fit. So ive setup a carton box by the entrance of Test Squadron Headquarters, feel free to help out in any way you can. (Erik, 5 bucks, really? That won't even cover my setup fees)
Ive already took the liberty and found a great specialist to perform reconstructive surgery. He is not the cheapest, but wow im so excited
I just don't want to keep reminding people that i REALLY need this ( i will if i have to)
 
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MrRepeatz

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make sure you get the high end UV blocking eyebrows ot the cheap ones that provide minimal resistance.
 

MammonLord

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Everything about this makes me confused and mildly unhappy. I will drink a bottle of port and report my findings.
 

CGPepper

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How about instead of getting the Flagship eyebrows, you pick up some EYE 960s instead?
I just don't want to waste all those donations. Plus i already know that i9 290x fits perfectly with my nose hair. I might go with lightning eddition which has better cooling ( :cool: ) so the brow don't burn out again. apparently under those hot summer rays, there is a massive temp difference!
 

Krystal LeChuck

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You could just get a 2nd hand set of eyebrows for dirt cheap and use those...
 
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