NASA needs to commission RSI to make a few Orion's
- Thread starter Bambooza
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Nice! It looks like a giant space turd covered in peanuts!
When science comes in to Star Citizen I demand you are on the TEST board of classification:
Scientist: "Hmmmm, this new species discovered in Tyrol appears to be from the Genus Phosphilliatus Congentolitus however has certain elements of Androgotus Drophilate... Wouldn't you agree?"
Printimus: "Woah! It looks like a big blue dick from outer space!"
Scientist: "So it does... This creature shall hence forth be known as the "Big Blue Space Dick".
Big Blue Space Dick Creature: "Oh, thanks a lot! Well maybe your dicks look like us? Did you ever think of that? I mean we did evolve first by a good hundred thousand years, your junk should now be called 'The part of the anatomy that looks like a little Big Blue Space Dick' shouldn't it? We were here first!"
Scientist: "This is all getting a bit complicated - time for beer."
Printiums: "Beer!"
Big Blue Space Dick: "Beer!"
Moral of the story: Beer!
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I hereby hire you as my personal recorder for my biography.
Ace, I'll get started right away!
"Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away..."
It doesn't have to be totally accurate does it?