Need voice recordings

[CGPepper]

Hello Comrades,

I make video about Test Squadron and need your help.
The line is:
- god dammit, you degenerate bunch of alcoholic flying tin cans
Imagine getting into a car accident, raging with anger. Whatever american/uk/aus accent you can master

second line should be a nerdy voice
- Excuse me sir, would you like to establish a security council to protect trading routes?

let me know if you can help, Nazdarovya

 

[Cable]

Hello Comrades,

I make video about Test Squadron and need your help.
The line is:
- god dammit, you degenerate bunch of alcoholic flying tin cans
Imagine getting into a car accident, raging with anger. Whatever american/uk/aus accent you can master

second line should be a nerdy voice
- Excuse me sir, would you like to establish a security council to protect trading routes?

let me know if you can help, Nazdarovya

Done. Hop on Mumble and maybe you can direct me.

 

[Bulloko]

Hahaha... let me grab my mic and see what I can do.

Any other lines? I'm better with Deep Voiced narrations, but /shrug.