I'd guess that given that it's a Dual Universe, perhaps he should consider his options while enjoying dual beers (1 in each hand) to help sort out the complexity of options?
In that case, I'll pick up a pair of my pants, open them up & take a pick down the center. Then title that "see, there's nothing in my pants". That's a pic of non-existent space for you, so that should be right where you'll lol a bit.