Okay, I made a Reddit Alternative. from scratch. it's called Star Citizen with Hookers and Blackjack

Lonestar the Kilrathi

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i was pissed that Dolvac thinks he has a right to wield community content as a weapon for his own agenda, and now he's looking to poach off reddit to make his own community with INN so he can monetize your content himself. he has too much to gain by ruining the reddit sub, so i said fuck it and made my own Star Citizrn website subdomain with hookers and blackjack. a place where your content will always be free and never be monetized.

http://starcitizenwithhookersandblackjack.minichan.org
from the sub:

Star Citizen's with hookers and blackjack is your new sub for everything Star Citizen! Here you won't have to worry about mods and downvote brigades and asshole admins who think they control the content you share freely yourself!

That's right! Star Citzens with hookers and blackjack is 100 percent free and will never host a single ad or ever ask for a single dollar in donations or sell fucking lunchboxes or what the fuck ever. Star Citizen's with hookers and blackjack is about the free sharing of Star Citizen content and nothing more. No personal aggrandizement here, the content you share will never be held hostage or used to try and extort a large company to bow to my own agenda.

So if you're looking for an alternative to reddit (lol) then look no further than Star Citizen's with Hookers and Blackjack! we take the worst parts of 4chan and include the most useless features from reddit! registration free! no ads! no mods! no downvoting! no downtime! professional 24-hr technical support! IRC (whatever the fuck that is)! open discussion! Katamaris! And it's ready to use today! Plus we have bulletins and even polls in every new thread! This shit is amazing!

So kick back, grab a drink and stay a while and we'll see how long before Dolvac and his personal army come over here and try and control all your content over here too!


we already have a thriving community and this service is up and running NOW and can be used immediately, for luls. so join us!
 

Montoya

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I think you have to put a big notice that it is a work of parody because most will think it is serious!
 

Star Pilgrim

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Please, please, please..... make something about the look of the site.
It looks like it came back from 1990.
 

mromutt

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So it looks all fine and dandy, and I love my hookers and blackjack as much as my fellow testie, but whats the bar situation?
 

Lonestar the Kilrathi

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Please, please, please..... make something about the look of the site.
It looks like it came back from 1990.
So it looks all fine and dandy, and I love my hookers and blackjack as much as my fellow testie, but whats the bar situation?
well, this isn't really a test thing, i'm mostly just mentioning it here as a courtesy in case there's any blow back and i need to be disavowed for whatever reason. there's no affiliation between test and Star Citizen with hookers and blackjack except for me.

also it's a parody site being done for the sake of satire, and that that kind of thing might not necessarily be making me any friends.
 

Shive

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I've already made a few posts under various names such as anonymous D or E I think, sanic the hodhog, secret person and so on.
You can tell this site is going places. It's really deep and I can tell kilrathi put time into it!
 

Montoya

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Holy shit! Its still going with 99 replies.

Im not sure people realize its a parody, some of them just don't get it, and by some, I mean 90%.

You may need to spell it out for them.
 

mromutt

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well, this isn't really a test thing, i'm mostly just mentioning it here as a courtesy in case there's any blow back and i need to be disavowed for whatever reason. there's no affiliation between test and Star Citizen with hookers and blackjack except for me.

also it's a parody site being done for the sake of satire, and that that kind of thing might not necessarily be making me any friends.
Every place deserves a bar, well besides the org that shall not be named ;)
 

maynard

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I think you have to put a big notice that it is a work of parody because most will think it is serious!
rename it StarCitizenwithGirlsOnTrampolines
 

Star Pilgrim

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Parody done badly, might account for that 90% sadly.
If you want to do parody, do it like sarcasm. Nicely clear to all concerned.
 
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