Operation Dionysus: Space Booze Empire

Space booze?

  • Space booze!

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • SHPACHE BOOOOZE!!

    Votes: 14 87.5%

  • Total voters
    16

SkippyLeDoo

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Nov 16, 2013
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SkippyLeDoo
In the brief moments of lucidity I have, I have become aware that there is a massive cloud of alcohol around 288 billion miles across floating around in space.

It looks like this, according to Cracked:


That's pretty fucking rad.

I elect that our primary mission should be to capture this cloud before the evil goons do and use it to spread raspberry flavored truth to the citizens of the universe.

Remember, artificial livers will protect us.
 
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Huegpaynis

Space Marshal
May 28, 2014
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Huegpaynis
Implying you woldn't want to know how a space-o-hol daquiri made with sustainable asteroid-grown strawberries and pineapples (and tiny solar sail drink umbrella) would taste.
 

Choppanob

Space Marshal
Jul 10, 2014
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I dont really have a explorer ship... but i can follow with my Starfarer for the extra distance, and to load up with beer afterwards ofc :)
 

bcmsemo

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Jul 27, 2014
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darkbcm
40 trillion pints of beer...carry the two divide by 7...that means we have exactly enough to supply our first week of drunken roams. Lets hope these are plentiful
 
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