Operation: WetWilly

Snakey

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I'm not to good at making up operation names but here the idea:

I suggest that we Take over a UEE/Vanduul/Xi'an system
*que music*

So the average drunk TESTie would ask, Why? and there's a good reason... actually there's no reason at all unless you consider showing our dominance as a reason. But it could also help us with
  • Making a safe place for wanted TESTies
  • Helping out with getting ourselves a Bengal (from the UEE backup/keyboard warriors)
  • helping TEST's Economy out
  • Opening up Mandatory Civilian battle royales
  • Profit???
The POA (Planning of Atrocities)
Step 1
We take a set number of TEST ships into UEE territory and engage the UEE in hit and run ops until we weaken them enough for a full on attack. this must be done quick to stop a backup Fleet from entering the system.

Step 2
We create bases, blockades around jump points and use as many troops and ships as we can spare to suppress the UEE reinforcements. If a Bengal shows up, we take it, use it for the betterment of the TESTie occupation and crash it into Sol. after this we hold the system for as long as possible, stripping the system of resource and gaining strength

Step 3
eventually, a large fleet will probably appear to say "fuk off plz", to which we will accept and jump out of the system to avoid our fleet being massacred.

Step 4
The UEE will officially hate us! TEST success!

Post below of your [CONCERN]S
 

Blind Owl

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I just got a Wet Willy from my infant son. It involved a lot of baby puke. :)

It got on my Star Wars shirt.
That's an atrocity.

Edit: this sound fun. A great way to ensure everyone despises us. Let the hate flow through you...
 
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Unshaven

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Maybe one of the steps should be to collect a list of insults and swear words for the Vanduul, Xian and Banu.

Being able to properly insult them prior to running away, etc. is very important.

Extra bonus points for telling the Vanduul you belong to "ADI" just prior to insulting their mothers and hauling @#$.
 

CrudeSasquatch

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WHere test we dont run, we out number them, we bring in our own massive fleet to dominate, than we celebrate and get drunk
Wrong order. I fix 4 u
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We get drunk
We bring massive fleet
We get fleet drunk
We get drunk
We dominate them
We get them drunk
We get drunk
When beer runs out Montoya says "I know where's is more beers! Set coordinates to SUN!"
 

Blind Owl

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Wrong order. I fix 4 u
.

We get drunk
We bring massive fleet
We get fleet drunk
We get drunk
We dominate them
We get them drunk
We get drunk
When beer runs out Montoya says "I know where's is more beers! Set coordinates to SUN!"
Perfect plan. Also, we have a fridge full of beer and I don't have to be up until 6 am.
 
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