Craigslist missed connection:
First of all I want to punctuate this story by promising you that it is a hundred percent true.
You may not remember, but on April 4th 2016...
Me: On foot at Karreah with an assault rifle. Bald, Caucasian, male, wearing a dark green space suit.
You: In a red and black Origin 325a. Bald, Caucasian, male, wearing a dark green space suit.
I walked outside and there you were, flying in from the stars and landing before me. Or in the process of it. It was enchanting. It was magical. I actually don't know what you look like, but I'm assuming that you must look like me because everyone else in the universe does. I never got your name. All I got was the amazing dance that your ship did. Then you took off back into the stars and I never saw you again. I saw you on my birthday, and I swear it was the greatest gift of all.