Perfecting my crashing skills AFK

CGPepper

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So today, i am walking towards the car in our shared indoor garage. And because i am very cool, i think to myself, why bother with lights, i can definitively save a few milliseconds by walking in the dark. I reach into my pocket, grab the keys, singing "black and yellow" when OUT OF NOWHERE this giant concrete pillar smashes right into my face. (i swear it wasn't there before)
I stumble back, barely staying on my feet, everything is spinning and i think to myself: "the car is that way" and wonder in some random direction while pressing every button on the carkey. Suddenly i feel blood running, filling up my right eye. It was everywhere. My hands, my face, the floor. It looked like ive ate somebody alive.
Imagine by disappointment when i found a mirror and realized that it was barely a scratch.
BUT! This gotta mean something within the Test ranks. I think that i've at least proven myself as a mid level member of the Crash and Ramming Division. Do we have a badge for that?





 
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Montoya

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Holy shit!

That must have been a hard hit to split the skin open like that!

You will make a fine Starship captain!
 

WarrenPeace

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Be careful! Ramming in the FPS module is a high-risk strategy!
 
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CaptainHavoc

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So today, i am walking towards the car in our shared indoor garage. And because i am very cool, i think to myself, why bother with lights, i can definitively save a few milliseconds by walking in the dark. I reach into my pocket, grab the keys, singing "black and yellow" when OUT OF NOWHERE this giant concrete pillar smashes right into my face. (i swear it wasn't there before)
I stumble back, barely staying on my feet, everything is spinning and i think to myself: "the car is that way" and wonder in some random direction while pressing every button on the carkey. Suddenly i feel blood running, filling up my right eye. It was everywhere. My hands, my face, the floor. It looked like ive ate somebody alive.
Imagine by disappointment when i found a mirror and realized that it was barely a scratch.
BUT! This gotta mean something within the Test ranks. I think that i've at least proven myself as a mid level member of the Crash and Ramming Division. Do we have a badge for that?





Just cover it with a brown paper bag.
 
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