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CrudeSasquatch

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O WROTE a song of my life


I tried to be a farmer But I Didn't Like the community feeling, and all the friendly socializing really pissed me off. And your beet roots give me the poops...and the beet roots gave me poops!

So then I went an oiling, and sucked back on the gas... then I got to know the neighbours and I gave that live a pass...


Oh I went a computerized, and technology it glazed my eyes. But the World of Warcraft stole my life!

I Tried to be a hippy, but I prefer my women shaved.... And on shrooms I misbehaved!
Oh Shrooms he misbehaved!

I tried to be a socialist but my friends kept asking for money!

I tried to be an ecological environmental nut but but I didn't like fingering them fishes butts.... fishes butts the fishes butts
 

Beerjerker

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We were the only people at the campsite.... then this 40ft camper 5th wheel showed up. They've been trying to park for over two hours. I offered my assistance and they hids inside their truck until I left.... then I realized I was holding a machete the entire time because I'd been making kindling.
Anyways
I assume you were wearing a hockey mask because Canada, eh?
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