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Grimbli

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Went to a party and the woman throwing it had never had Everclear before. So she made jello shots and loaded up a slushy with it. She ended up throwing up horribly the whole night and sitting in her shower with cold water on. A guy that showed up drunk and kept drinking ended up trying to light a cigarette in the fire pit and fell over face first into it. Hit his head on the blocks around it and spun ass first into the embers. He was probably in there 15-25 seconds before we could drag him out. Second degree burns and some scraps plus a head wound. I had stopped drinking partway through the night cause I wanted to drive home at some point. So I ended up driving him to the ER.

Got home and my girlfriend's brother, who was watching our dog cause we thought we were staying the night, was complaining of intense pain in his stomach. We ended up driving him to the ER as well.

Fun night...
 

Blind Owl

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Went to a party and the woman throwing it had never had Everclear before. So she made jello shots and loaded up a slushy with it. She ended up throwing up horribly the whole night and sitting in her shower with cold water on. A guy that showed up drunk and kept drinking ended up trying to light a cigarette in the fire pit and fell over face first into it. Hit his head on the blocks around it and spun ass first into the embers. He was probably in there 15-25 seconds before we could drag him out. Second degree burns and some scraps plus a head wound. I had stopped drinking partway through the night cause I wanted to drive home at some point. So I ended up driving him to the ER.

Got home and my girlfriend's brother, who was watching our dog cause we thought we were staying the night, was complaining of intense pain in his stomach. We ended up driving him to the ER as well.

Fun night...
Sounds like you spent the night babysitting. Sorry to hear that brother.
 

mromutt

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Went to a party and the woman throwing it had never had Everclear before. So she made jello shots and loaded up a slushy with it. She ended up throwing up horribly the whole night and sitting in her shower with cold water on. A guy that showed up drunk and kept drinking ended up trying to light a cigarette in the fire pit and fell over face first into it. Hit his head on the blocks around it and spun ass first into the embers. He was probably in there 15-25 seconds before we could drag him out. Second degree burns and some scraps plus a head wound. I had stopped drinking partway through the night cause I wanted to drive home at some point. So I ended up driving him to the ER.

Got home and my girlfriend's brother, who was watching our dog cause we thought we were staying the night, was complaining of intense pain in his stomach. We ended up driving him to the ER as well.

Fun night...
I wish I could say I didnt know how those nights are >.< but I do know and they suck
 

CrudeSasquatch

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Went to a party and the woman throwing it had never had Everclear before. So she made jello shots and loaded up a slushy with it. She ended up throwing up horribly the whole night and sitting in her shower with cold water on. A guy that showed up drunk and kept drinking ended up trying to light a cigarette in the fire pit and fell over face first into it. Hit his head on the blocks around it and spun ass first into the embers. He was probably in there 15-25 seconds before we could drag him out. Second degree burns and some scraps plus a head wound. I had stopped drinking partway through the night cause I wanted to drive home at some point. So I ended up driving him to the ER.

Got home and my girlfriend's brother, who was watching our dog cause we thought we were staying the night, was complaining of intense pain in his stomach. We ended up driving him to the ER as well.

Fun night...
So what you're saying is that they aren't TEST material?
 
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