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[Varku]

Petroleum, oil, lubricants.


Who is this vixen?

vixen... fox
@The Fox where art you?!

Anyway, if you want to learn more about her, you could ask @mromutt as he is all over her, or you could try to become a cookiemonster too...

PS: okay, maybe I've lied, she is mine. I mean, common, she bakes Cookies and she already knows my birthday....

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Wait: This is TEST. This is beer heaven. Every day is beer day over here! The only thing which is functional at TEST :smile:

The beer makes me functional

 

[Blind Owl]

Thats so nice of you.
Here, take one for yourself:
















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You're so good to me. Thanks Sam. :)

Wait: This is TEST. This is beer heaven. Every day is beer day over here! The only thing which is functional at TEST :smile:

Well that would explain why I have a beer in my hand. Huzzah!

vixen... fox
@The Fox where art you?!

Anyway, if you want to learn more about her, you could ask @mromutt as he is all over her, or you could try to become a cookiemonster too...

PS: okay, maybe I've lied, she is mine. I mean, common, she bakes Cookies and she already knows my birthday....

Haha. Oh Varku, you would make sure the pretty cookie making lady knew your name and birthday.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

WE'RE AMORAL

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Beer!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

giving my girlfriend a spa day
(Title 5/5 stolen from Imgur)

 

[Irishnutcase]

Get back up top!! #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow #tablethrow

 

[Varku]

Haha. Oh Varku, you would make sure the pretty cookie making lady knew your name and birthday.

Yes, yes I will
And I would propaly do things like:

 

[AstroSam]

View attachment 6966 giving my girlfriend a spa day
(Title 5/5 stolen from Imgur)

Shhhh.....it. I loughed out loudly. In the office. Very...loudly. Now everyone is starring at me. Why are they starring at me?

 

[Varku]

Shhhh.....it. I loughed out loudly. In the office. Very...loudly. Now everyone is starring at me. Why are they starring at me?

SPAI ALERT you have spais in your office!
Quick, hide under your table!

 

[AstroSam]

DONE!


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Now everyone is starring at me...again.

Why are they starring at me?

 

[Varku]

DONE!


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Now everyone is starring at me...again.

Why are they starring at me?

Oh damm, persistent spais, you need to take this to corporate efficancy, and be as toxic and disfunctional as you can be.

 

[mromutt]

@Frisbeerocker

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Now everyone is starring at me...again.

Why are they starring at me?

Did you wear the Bumble Bee costume to work again?

 

[AstroSam]

You mean, it isn't about laughing out loudly while sitting under the office desk?

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

You mean, it isn't about laughing out loudly while sitting under the office desk?

I Do that at work all the time. They love it. They give ne extra time off and a cool coat with long arms

 

[Blind Owl]

Yes, yes I will
And I would propaly do things like:

Handsome you are Varku. And what a voice. :wink:

Shhhh.....it. I loughed out loudly. In the office. Very...loudly. Now everyone is starring at me. Why are they starring at me?

DONE!


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Now everyone is starring at me...again.

Why are they starring at me?

You did remember to wear pants today, right?

 

[AstroSam]

*gasps*!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AstroSam]

I Do that at work all the time. They love it. They give ne extra time off and a cool coat with long arms

They offered it to me, too! but I refused. Didn't like the colour. I'm looking bad in white clothing.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

They offered it to me, too! but I refused. Didn't like the colour. I'm looking bad in white clothing.

I got told I'm a very offensive person at work today.
We were inspecting sewer pipes at the time and farting to keep the smell down.
I told the joke with the punch line "Ooh that's right you're brother already borrowed the car".
It really was a rude joke.