Ohhhh, the great white moose. His name is Harold. Don't play poker with him.
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Sounds reasonable. I think I will buy the next concept sale that I know nothing about, including its price.
Does he lean over and stare at your hand or something or does he just not know how to play?
He's got ESPN. He can read your brain movies.
Sounds like just about every American out there. We have a hard time remembering the countries in Europe, our own States and capitals, and there are many who can't name 2 provinces in Canada... but ask any American to recite the leading actor's names in any movie that they watched in the last 10 years and they'll get it right. IMDB was created to store the information contained in American brains. It's our second greatest skill, right after patriotism.
CrudeSasquatch
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MURICA!
What a jerk. If he doesn't win a hand he knocks over the table and tramples the other players
DarthMatter
Space Marshal
Too late!
Really? But he was such a nice fellow when I played!
Or wait... that was his cousin I played with...
Yeah, Harold is a jerk!
Patriotism and Entertainment. Sounds like the Roman Empire . . .
Yup. With his giant moose knuckle!
And we all know that Rome ruled the world for many years :)
That's 241 than anyone expected. Make sure to annex the northern states when we collapse. Little brothers always get the hand-me-downs
DarthMatter
Space Marshal
Don't make the same mistakes as them though!
They fell apart due to inner power struggles (between individual politicians, the emperor, the army and the church) and the populace being neglected, partly because of the power struggle, while the emperor started new wars before the old ones where solved to try and keep a reason to keep expanding a already bloated army...
Wait...
Wait...
CrudeSasquatch
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Hahahahahahahaha
Oh shit
Ain't we Canadians in the same spot as the Germanic? Just north of Rome, plenty of beer....
Wait.... we're not suppsed to do that? I though these history books were more like how to books.
America isn't your dad, England is. That makes our countries brothers. You guys decided to still respect the queen, unlike your rebel brother.
You guys should try taking over the world. It's fun! Everyone who has ever tried to invade Russia got hit by the worst snowstorm ever and list their army. I'm not sure it would even slow down the Canadian army.
DarthMatter
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https://satwcomic.com/damn-kids
Who is the rebellious one, really?
https://satwcomic.com/the-roof-is-on-fire-eh