Please Help Official Test Drinking Game

[grantbebop]

Hi guys CGpepper Ultra Guido and myself are trying to create an official drinking game for test. So far this is the direction we are going in.
CGPepper: "Maybe we can add an actual game that people can play. Much like the game of thrones drinking games
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* Shout Test Squadron before releasing coutermeasure, Best Squardon after
* Take a sip when bitching Betty mentions overheating
* ...."

If anyone else has an idea please feel free to add them in this post. Maybe a quick draft would illustrate it better.

 

[CGPepper]

yeah, any idea that pops into your head goes

 

[WarrenPeace]

When you die by missile spam, 1 sip per missile.

 

[svenrichter]

You fly into an asteroid:
1 sip for space rubble
2 sips for a medium
Finish your drink if its massive

You black out:
One shot to get you back up.

One sip every time somebody writes "Missile Commander" in chat. (Hardcore version: This also applies for people playing the drinking game)

One handicap shot every time you start a match in something else than an Aurora.

I'll come up with more later.

 

[Huegpaynis]

Anytime someone rams someone else in an aurora, drink.
Drink twice if it was your Aurora that did the ramming.

 

[bryceedmundo]

Are we talking a 'log in on Friday night and regroup with TEST in "insert system here" with the specific plan of playing drunk spaceships' or are we talking a 'log in on Friday night and go about our business and play some kind of meta drinking game over comms while we're all separated' drinking game?

Because my beer and I have ideas for both.

 

[svenrichter]

Are we talking a 'log in on Friday night and regroup with TEST in "insert system here" with the specific plan of playing drunk spaceships' or are we talking a 'log in on Friday night and go about our business and play some kind of meta drinking game over comms while we're all separated' drinking game?

Because my beer and I have ideas for both.

Give. me. your. dog.

What breed is that?

 

[CGPepper]

Are we talking a 'log in on Friday night and regroup with TEST in "insert system here" with the specific plan of playing drunk spaceships' or are we talking a 'log in on Friday night and go about our business and play some kind of meta drinking game over comms while we're all separated' drinking game?

Because my beer and I have ideas for both.

We'll take both

 

[bryceedmundo]

Give. me. your. dog.

What breed is that?

haha his name is Boris and he is a Shar Pei, he'd be about 4 - 5 months old now. A Chinese breed, originally bread for fighting. I think the whole thing was they could get bitten by the opponent pooch but because they've got all the skin they would still be able to turn and bite the other dog. Which boggles my mind - because look at his face - how does he bite anything? Or get it in his mouth for that matter. You should see him eat, its ridiculous.

But as for the drinking game:
I prefer the meta drinking game idea. I like the idea of everyone in chat having to smash their entire drink if one testicle loses a ship. i think someone mentioned calling out a word before you launch missiles which makes everyone drink. We could get TheBase involved and have them drop a song or trigger that forces us to drink.
Oh - I like this one, if you have to drink, and you're on a ship that has a crew of more than one, and the extras are NPCs, you have to drink for the NPCs.

I feel like I had more but i'm a bit drunk now and have forgotten so ask me later.

 

[maynard]

why is this in roleplaying?

are we just pretending to be drunkards?

 

[CGPepper]

why is this in roleplaying?

are we just pretending to be drunkards?

You have to dress up as a pirate or a girly man while playing.
But now that you mentioned it, this might not be the best spot for this topic

 

[grantbebop]

Well i thought board games are kinda RP and i know the role playing guys have the best ideas for these kinda things

 

[Scavar]

I'll make sure the ER has stomach pumps on stand-by.

 

[RomulusMinimus]

When Montoya joins the channel/dies: Finish your drink.

 

[Feral Oxide]

I'm deeply worried upset verklempt po'd unsettled miffed moffed and basically determined to go ballistic that anyone in this squadron would treat a topic as serious and important as drinking as a GAME. How dare you despoil the holiest of holys. Unsully the tabernacle of the tipsy and please treat the consumption of alcohol with the time honored respect it deserves. Now. Please refill your glasses and take a shot for the cause.

 

[WarrenPeace]

Whoa, chill out and have a beer, ma.