Other PROFESSION: Spying and general sneakiness

[Jenno180]

OK guys, I put forward to create a super secret division for spying and general sneakiness.

The CODENAME for this Division will be: Alcoholics Anonymous, AA for short.


This group would do everything in its power to find test squadrons enemy's weakness and strengths

spy on enemy and allies alike, find out potential strategic points.

things we could do:
corporate espionage.
kidnappings of enemy leaders.
fund insurgents to attack potential enemys.
general spying.
plan coups on enemy leaders.
take over enemy organisations.
destabilization of markets.

The Twelve Rules of Alcoholics Anonymous
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These rules are place holders.
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1. Don't Talk about AA.

2. The sun is your friend, always fly directly into it!

3. Always be drunk enough to legally fly.

4. A drunk AA member is your Friend, a sober one even better!

5. The crow fly's at midnight, the duck slides under the sea.

6. Always brag that you are an AA spy.

7. He who smelt it, dealt it.

8. Wait until the game is out.

9. Cook some pasta.

10. Eat the pasta.

11. Why did i type all of this out.

12. There Are no Rules.

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These rules are subject to terms and conditions
rules may or may not be enforced.
Rules may be changed at anytime.
Ducks are secretly squirrels.
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[Jenno180]

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[CrudeSasquatch]

So, we go to the enemy base and we say "Hey, we're here for the beer!" and then we get them drunk and tell them all of Montoya's super secret plans for the future of TEST?

 

[Shadow Reaper]

Spies are probably best not associated publicly with any group and report directly to Montoya. If you want to be a spy, send your real name, home address, social security number, date and place of birth, and checking account number to Montoya so he can verify your personal data and hold your savings and first born male child hostage.

 

[Adiran]

So your group of spies is known about publicly because you just told everyone. I dont forsee anything coming from this that is productive in the spy department. Lol

 

[Han Burgundy]

I mean.....James Bond told everyone his real name and HE was a badass spy. I say all our spying ships should have clearly marked SPAI badges on them. They will be an excellent distraction from my Stealthy Carrack prowler floating in the dark.....waiting to intercept any enemy org's dikpiks for the creation of weaponized dank memes....

I shall call her The Voyeurger

 

[maynard]

TEST Intelligence Division

an oxymoron if ever there was one

 

[Floating Cloud]

I mean.....James Bond told everyone his real name and HE was a badass spy. I say all our spying ships should have clearly marked SPAI badges on them. They will be an excellent distraction from my Stealthy Carrack prowler floating in the dark.....waiting to intercept any enemy org's dikpiks for the creation of weaponized dank memes....

Yes. YES!

Just give me enough time to paint my Hornet Ghost pink and fix on the SPAI decals and I'll be in. It's been proven with Science (in fact probably with Science and Beer) that the outrageous Dazzle Camouflage works, so we just need to use the old "so outrageous that they couldn't possibly really be a spy, and we should actually trust them completely" ploy.

 

[Bigcracker]

I will be apart of this group as so I can throw doubt into out enemies. They will think I am our number one agent, 007 combined with a little Vin Diesel and sprinkled with some Sherlock Holmes but in reality I dont know shit.

 

[ratfeast]

OK guys, I put forward to create a super secret division for spying and general sneakiness.

The CODENAME for this Division will be: Alcoholics Anonymous, AA for short.


This group would do everything in its power to find test squadrons enemy's weakness and strengths

spy on enemy and allies alike, find out potential strategic points.

things we could do:
corporate espionage.
kidnappings of enemy leaders.
fund insurgents to attack potential enemys.
general spying.
plan coups on enemy leaders.
take over enemy organisations.
destabilization of markets.
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The Twelve Rules of Alcoholics Anonymous
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These rules are place holders.
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1. Don't Talk about AA.

2. The sun is your friend, always fly directly into it!

3. Always be drunk enough to legally fly.

4. A drunk AA member is your Friend, a sober one even better!

5. The crow fly's at midnight, the duck slides under the sea.

6. Always brag that you are an AA spy.

7. He who smelt it, dealt it.

8. Wait until the game is out.

9. Cook some pasta.

10. Eat the pasta.

11. Why did i type all of this out.

12. There Are no Rules.

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These rules are subject to terms and conditions
rules may or may not be enforced.
Rules may be changed at anytime.
Ducks are secretly squirrels.
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WE plan to own the markets, don't destabilize them until you know for sure what's happening.