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Alright, you maggots! Listen up! The brilliant minds at Squadron Tactical Undertaking & Development Systems HQ have been hard at work while you all have been lounging about waiting for Star Citizen to launch! These dedicated men (and a penguin) have spent countless sleepless hours developing Project Turkey Baster (Name credit to Fargo_Pinkerton), the strategies that you louts are going to be employing in combat, so sit up and pay attention!
Now, currently Project Turkey Baster involves three core strategies that will form the basis for TEST Squadron's combat tactics. It's vitally important that each and every TESTie understands every one, so if you have a question I expect it to be asked!
Details on each Operation will be provided as it becomes more clear what kind of universe we're dealing with. However, in the meantime it is expected that all prospective TESTies fully understand the components of Project Turkey Baster. Questions may and should be posted below, and will be answered by a STUDS HQ representative shortly.
Now, currently Project Turkey Baster involves three core strategies that will form the basis for TEST Squadron's combat tactics. It's vitally important that each and every TESTie understands every one, so if you have a question I expect it to be asked!
- First off, Operation Turkey Spray is a blinding tactic, involving the hurling of dozens of freeze-dried turkeys at the enemy's cockpit or bridge with the intention to shut down the enemy's defenses long enough to slip a kamikaze Aurora or three past. (Credit to Wardak and Flipper.)
- Secondly, Operation Turkey Drop involves strapping munitions to freeze-dried or live turkeys and dropping them in-atmosphere to bombard ground targets whilst simultaneously eliminating in-atmosphere flying targets. (Credit to Loteus.)
- Lastly, Operation Bedtime is the perfectly legal and not-at-all morally questionable tactic of injecting tryptophan (harvested from the turkeys used in Operation Turkey Spray and Operation Turkey Drop) into our enemy's food to incapacitate them, then
kidnappingholding them in a safe place whilst they recover, while harvesting their tears to sweeten our afternoon tea. (Credit to Magnumag.)
Details on each Operation will be provided as it becomes more clear what kind of universe we're dealing with. However, in the meantime it is expected that all prospective TESTies fully understand the components of Project Turkey Baster. Questions may and should be posted below, and will be answered by a STUDS HQ representative shortly.
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