Prothy the Prothean

[Prothean]

Where you from stranger? I'm not your stranger, pal.

What drew you to Star Citizen? Chris Roberts' charming smile.

What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc) Bar fights.

What was the first game you remember playing? I'm too traumatized by it to tell you. One of those cartoony point-n-click things for kids, freaked me out so bad and still does.

What other games do you play? Payday, Skyrim, Fallout, Hawken, War Thunder, Titanfall, TF2, etc.

Picard or Kirk? I'm pretty partial to Riker's epic method of sitting.

 

[Jumanx.]

I'm not your pal, friend

 

[Shive]

Welcome Prothean!

When you bar fight, do you wear a vest? Do you have a beard and a crowbar? And do you have a motorcycle?
And what will I ask next?

 

[Prothean]

I'm not your pal, friend

I'm glad we're friends, then.

 

[Prothean]

Welcome Prothean!

When you bar fight, do you wear a vest? Do you have a beard and a crowbar? And do you have a motorcycle?
And what will I ask next?

I bar fight in the buff. I am clean shaven, and possess a crowbar, but it sees seldom use outside of bank robberies. I sold my motorcycle to achieve enlightenment.

 

[JoeCool4433]

Welcome to TEST!

 

[Walex]

I bar fight in the buff. I am clean shaven, and possess a crowbar, but it sees seldom use outside of bank robberies. I sold my motorcycle to achieve enlightenment.

Well any interstellar traveler knows, you can get by in any possible of an infinite number of universes if you have:
1. Your towel
2. A crowbar
3. A big bushy beard

What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc) Bar fights.

I can imagine CR including that stat. Each generation, you hope to beat your ancestor's record for Bar Fights. Do we have a ref/moderator of all bar fights onboard the Idris in-flight bar yet?

What was the first game you remember playing? I'm too traumatized by it to tell you. One of those cartoony point-n-click things for kids, freaked me out so bad and still does.

My guess is either Toonstruck, The Neverhood or Phantasmagoria?

 

[Prothean]

Well any interstellar traveler knows, you can get by in any possible of an infinite number of universes if you have:
1. Your towel
2. A crowbar
3. A big bushy beard



I can imagine CR including that stat. Each generation, you hope to beat your ancestor's record for Bar Fights. Do we have a ref/moderator of all bar fights onboard the Idris in-flight bar yet?



My guess is either Toonstruck, The Neverhood or Phantasmagoria?

None of those. It was truck-themed or something, I think you played as a tow truck who wanted to get into racing.

 

[Walex]

None of those. It was truck-themed or something, I think you played as a tow truck who wanted to get into racing.

I thought they were not accurate guesses. I was trying to think of the point and click adventure games that gave me nightmares as a kid, haha! An animated story about a tow truck sounds quite traumatizing if it's presented wrong!

 

[Prothean]

The puzzles... so fucking horrifying. Like Pac-Man but with actual drugs instead of shitty metaphorical ones. Also, there was a section specifically for scaring you, cobwebs and shit.

 

[SeungRyul]

Welcome! I think I just found my wingman for bar fights :D

 

[Prothean]

Welcome! I think I just found my wingman for bar fights :D

Wait... wingman? What the fuck dude, you have wings? Weirdo.

 

[SeungRyul]

Wait... wingman? What the fuck dude, you have wings? Weirdo.

Wait I thought...everyone had....

*quietly goes to cry by himself.

 

[BluChew]

The puzzles... so fucking horrifying. Like Pac-Man but with actual drugs instead of shitty metaphorical ones. Also, there was a section specifically for scaring you, cobwebs and shit.

Are we talking about my brother-in-law's date? o_O Welcome to TEST