Ready to grind away my life for you guys

[HowitzerShells]

I sexually Identify as a 4-1/2 in. 4.5 Amp Heavy Duty Angle Grinder. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of gliding over metal rebar and grinding and polishing it to perfection. People say to me that a person being an angle grinder is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an abrasive diamond-tipped disk, safety-lock paddle switch and a 4.5 watt power supply on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Dewalt” and respect my right to grind metal and grind needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a powertoolphobe and need to check your freight tool privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

If this game has any sort of grind at all - I'll be there.

 

[Montoya]

See guys?

I always said that if we keep our standards high enough, we will attract high quality members like this guy!

 

[Frisbeerocker]

I thought about it for a bit, then decided laughing was the appropriate response to this post.

 

[Arrangingstars]

I enjoyed this post too much. I will just leave it at that, and welcome you to TEST! Welcome!

 

[Stalinator]

Welcome to test HAVE FUN OR ELSE

 

[honcho12]

Welcome to TEST!

 

[mromutt]

welcome aboard Dewalt

 

[ThomSirveaux]

You know, this just grinds my gears. I've had it drilled into me for years and years about what a man can and cannot do, and here you come along, plug yourself in here, and figure you mitre just fit in...

well, NO! You can just go screw yourself, okay?! Maybe I should hammer this point home a bit more: We're Ryobi people and don't have room for your kind, here. So just go sawed off!

...

did... did I use the correct puns here? Also, welcome to TEST!!!!

 

[Azmodeth]

I sexually Identify as a 4-1/2 in. 4.5 Amp Heavy Duty Angle Grinder. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of gliding over metal rebar and grinding and polishing it to perfection. People say to me that a person being an angle grinder is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an abrasive diamond-tipped disk, safety-lock paddle switch and a 4.5 watt power supply on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Dewalt” and respect my right to grind metal and grind needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a powertoolphobe and need to check your freight tool privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

If this game has any sort of grind at all - I'll be there.

4.5 Watt PSU wouldn't move crap ! Since your also at 4.5Ampheres. 1V for the armateur, You'd be a very slow grind... you'd need like 50Turns or more with a C rating of 20+.

I Still welcome you though! Beers there *points* Seeya in space !

 

[Space Monkey]

Well, you better do it now and change your name to Dewalt cause that's gonna stick. Welcome to TEST!

Grinding auroras are next to the Montoya's replacement nipples.

 

[Odin Beardbottom]

Welcome to Test Dewalt

 

[Elac]

We see you for what you are Dewalt. Stay on the grind!

 

[WarrenPeace]

Welcome to TEST Dewalt!

 

[o-BHG-o]

I thought I'd nail it with a pun, but screw it!