Record: Andy McKenna

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Officer Record: #1014141

Name: Andrew (goes by Andy) "Squeaky" McKenna

Rank: Lieutenant

Joined: 5/17/2932

Security Clearance: 4

Biography:

A 15 year veteran of the UEE Navy's 273rd Electronic Warfare Squadron, the "Prowling Coyotes", McKenna could be described as many things: Calm. Cool. Collected. Professional.

All of these would be false to say, but you could still use them if you wished. A thoroughly competent pilot, McKeena was held back from promotion for mainly 1 reason: his mouth. Cursing like a true sailor, even over strict comms, McKenna has never been one to let his passions remain checked. Calling his superior officer a "fuckwitted douchecanoe who needs to go back to fucking kindergarten to learn how to command" after being ordered to attack a much larger Vanduul force got him demoted to a Lieutenant, and calling the Xi'An forces he was doing a joint exercise with a "bunch of fucking inbred pussy crocodiles" got him demoted to 2nd Lieutenant.

Joined TEST Squadron after being honorably discharged by the UEE-N. Others finding his curse filled antics amusing, McKenna made a name for himself as an SWACS and EWAR specialist. Recruitment into Artemis Division was accelerated by the fact that few pilots were willing to primarily fly SWACS or EWAR ships.

Commander Notes: Solid pilot, above average on all tests. Not the best front line pilot, but with enough ECM pods, Lt. McKenna is a valuable asset. Need to work on the cursing though, its scaring the rookies.

Medical Report:

Blood Type:
O-
Height: 1.9 meters

Age: 36

Sex: M

Sobriety: On occasion.

Fitness Grade: B

Mental Fitness: C

Citations:
Purple Heart: Missile shrapnel almost led to the loss of a leg.


Disciplinary Notes: Written up 12 separate times for disorderly conduct. In response to these charges, McKenna stated "if you wanna fucking write a motherfucker up for calling a cunt a cunt, then do it you poxy slut." 13th disorderly conduct charge pending review.
 
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Prothean

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Ey, Squeaky, long time not see! It's me, Pete! The guy who decked you in the the bar last week! Well, your cheeks felt real great, think we can set something up this weekend?
 

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Ey, Squeaky, long time not see! It's me, Pete! The guy who decked you in the the bar last week! Well, your cheeks felt real great, think we can set something up this weekend?
You fucking punch like a limp-wristed 14 year old schoolgirl.

But what the hell, first round's on me.
 
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Corwin

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Nov 4, 2013
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Squeaky, I must say one thing. Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to bring competent pilots into Artemis Division? I mean, we dont need any cunts who can fly in this division!

On the other hand, your language is so goddamned professional that I think I just shat myself in awe. Welcome aboard!
 

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Inbred pussy crocodiles... o_O :D
I would have gave you a medal for this.
 
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