Boy, don't drink if you can't handle this shit.
(what does the crazy Aussi wanna tell me...us...?)
(what does the crazy Aussi wanna tell me...us...?)
SAMs happy-hour-GMT+1-daily-work-COFFEE BAR
- Thread starter AstroSam
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True, everyone down the line has mouths to feed and mortgages to pay but I offer a "service". Can't box me up and onsell me for $1.50, more like $110 an hour and I'd consider showing up on your doorstep! :rolleyes:
Maybe you should read between the lines.......
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have my eye on you both. LOL :p
I think not madam, your service fee for attendance would be a doosie, outer metro we tend to charge travel there and back......so ummmm......$110 x 24 hours (flight one way) + ticket + plus taxi + return.......lets call it 7k to arrive on your doorstep.....deal? LOL
Uhm...I'll wait for Owl and his bro to answer on that one.
Cookie?
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Nope. That'll be too much spaceships wasted for only having you at my doorstep. No offense, but I must decline.
Some rum in your coffee?
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Why thankyou, just in time for my bedtime coffee......how did you guess? :rolleyes:Uhm...I'll wait for Owl and his bro to answer on that one.
Cookie?
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Perfection doesnt come cheap you know......not that I have tickets on myself or anything but I am a pretty good Plumber/Gasfitter. :cool:
btw when I was jesting in an earlier post about your english skills, they are actually pretty damn good considering your German, puts most people in here to shame and its their first language.....pat on the back for you!
btw when I was jesting in an earlier post about your english skills, they are actually pretty damn good considering your German, puts most people in here to shame and its their first language.....pat on the back for you!
Well, its lunch time over here, therefore on the other side it has to be near midnight. Always a good time for a cookie and a coffee - well, *if* you are doing enough sports :D
Again...please could you do me a favour and write to me like I'm a little dumb blonde? That would make some things easier for me to understand, at least to understand posts like yours above :D
*coughs*.....pardon? "if"??? LMAO Seems your eluding to something in that statement and I cant quite put my finger on it......o_O
Whats wrong with that one? What I say?
I don't know - thats the problem. Something about my English language which you criticised and which somehow is ashaming other people here...? I'm confused, I didn't get it, sorry.
Sorry I'm miscommunicating.......you have very good english.......I was joking in that original post way back......jest = joke.......sorry. Was saying its better than most people here, meaning others should be ashamed its not as good as yours, even me sometimes!
He's saying you're awesome!
Some men don't know how to speak to women, they get all flustered ;)
Some men don't know how to speak to women, they get all flustered ;)
LOL Well I obviously was falling over my face with that one, normally I'm not too bad with the communication skills! :rolleyes:
Well Im off for the night, troublemaker signing out.
Have a great evening/morning/night/afternoon people
Ah nooooooooooow I get it. I am sorry, sometimes my English language skills are not reaching far enough to understand ironic sentences. But being active in this community it can only become better, can't it? ;)
Sure can, think some of it is just the Aussie sense of humor, its very different from most other places. The golden rule is, dont take anything I say seriously, take everything with a pinch of salt. You cant go wrong that way. :D Night boss!
