Secret bonus of being a new Dad!

[Montoya]

I just spent 45min hanging around the Star Wars isle in ToysRus with my little boy. We got to touching and play with every single toy!

That new Kylo Ren lightsabre is boss!

The new lego sets kick ass!

So much stuff!!!

Not once did anybody give me any strange looks or ask me to leave the store!

 

[Black Sunder]

I just spent 45min hanging around the Star Wars isle in ToysRus with my little boy. We got to touching and play with every single toy!

That new Kylo Ren lightsabre is boss!

The new logo sets kick ass!

So much stuff!!!

Not once did anybody give me any strange looks or ask me to leave the store!

Logo sets? Do you mean Lego sets?

 

[Egriz]

Hm...I was getting a bunch of strange looks the other day.

Can I borrow your kid?

 

[Black Sunder]

Hm...I was getting a bunch of strange looks the other day.

Can I borrow your kid?

Why not just take Montoya? That fits the criteria right?

 

[Montoya]

Hm...I was getting a bunch of strange looks the other day.

Can I borrow your kid?

$25/hr, bonus is all the chicks come over and tell you how cute he is, works better then puppies.

This shows the female that you are fertile and caring of your young, it makes them throw their phone numbers at you.

 

[War Pig]

Hmm. I may need in on that action. Do you have block time rates?

 

[CosmicTrader]

I just spent 45min hanging around the Star Wars isle in ToysRus with my little boy. We got to touching and play with every single toy!

That new Kylo Ren lightsabre is boss!

The new lego sets kick ass!

So much stuff!!!

Not once did anybody give me any strange looks or ask me to leave the store!

Yeah, your little boy was lucky that he had a kid with him. Ha. Ha.

 

[Khad]

You can also openly fart and blame it on the kid.

 

[Yex]

Montoya is dad to us all.
Can you take me to toys'r'us next pls this post made me jelly.

 

[Goozin]

$25/hr, bonus is all the chicks come over and tell you how cute he is, works better then puppies.

This shows the female that you are fertile and caring of your young, it makes them throw their phone numbers at you.

Do you offer any guarantees about picking chicks up? Better with a 25$ a hour!

 

[Soven Taliesyn]

Considering it's holiday season you can pretty much spend an hour or more in the toy departments and not get any crazy looks. Between my wife and I we have 5 kids. She has 2 and I have 3. I don't dare take them to toy departments.

 

[mromutt]

Did you get any of the lego sets? :D

 

[DragonHeart]

I once went present shopping for my niece..
There is only so much time you can search for a toy..

It was so much easier for my nephew, bought him a ninja turtle kick ass toy.

 

[Riekopo]

I was thinking of getting my little cousin some Star Wars Lego sets, but goddamn are they expensive.

 

[Metal-Muffin]

My kids are still under 2,yr, however that doesn't stop me from using them to brows toy stores. However, I brought my son into a Best Buy and he was noticeably more excited than the Toys r Us; which is just as awesome/expensive.

 

[Snakey]

Hm...I was getting a bunch of strange looks the other day.

Can I borrow your kid?

Im avalible for an aroura...