So I herd you liek polls

In case of dire emergency, you grab:

  • A poo on a stick

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • The cast of Emporia High School's musical production of "Bye Bye Birdie"

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sandi Gardiner's left earlobe

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Your chemistry professor's 1995 Volkswagon Golf

    Votes: 5 31.3%
  • A crate of 'Spam Less Sodium' with dates expired during the Clinton administration

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A 12-roll pack of 'Charmin Sensitive' toilet paper

    Votes: 8 50.0%
  • Your autographed copy of "Crocheted Ponchos for Sassy Lasses"

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sandi Gardiner's right earlobe

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Total voters
    16

Scarthian

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The only right vote is the toilet paper. I mean it's like wiping your ass with the downy softness of angel wings and clouds!
 
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chrizz

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Jan 22, 2014
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ohhhh a 95 golf, best car of my life. but, toilet paper wins. ch .. ch. .ch .ch charmin!
 

Shive

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Mar 9, 2014
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I must honestly admit that I could not relate to a single thing on that poll.
 
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