You occa twats. Go get so royally sloshed, that you're completely munted. You bastards are easier to put up with that way. They say excessive consumption is bad for you in the long run, but hell, I can't tell the difference with you deformed buggers.
Still, I will be raising a schooner in honour of the colonial conquerors of Terra Australis. Gloriam victores!
He pārekareka ki koe, I know I will.