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[Cable]

Cable reporting for duty! I don't know what I will be doing in Star Citizen, but it's safe to assume that I won't be qualified for it!

 

[svenrichter]

You better deliver that beer... Thats nothing you joke about around here. And welcome.

 

[Yellowdog]

Welcome! No one knows what is going here.

 

[CrashMan054]

Welcome. I hear you have the sacred liquid. Surrender it immediately.

 

[Cable]

Welcome. I hear you have the sacred liquid. Surrender it immediately.

But I just bought this 30 case!

 

[Dalarast]

I thought I cancelled cable like three years ago....

But I guess you can stay... welcome to test!

 

[Admiral_Nolan]

Who needs qualifications??? Just pewpew, bang, crash! Welcome to TEST!!!

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

Welcome to TEST, where the only koalafications you need are made up and don't matter.

 

[Overlord]

Cable reporting for duty! I don't know what I will be doing in Star Citizen, but it's safe to assume that I won't be qualified for it!

The fact that you're not qualified means you're immanently qualified. Maybe too qualified.

 

[WarrenPeace]

Welcome to TEST!

 

[Frisbeerocker]

Cable reporting for duty! I don't know what I will be doing in Star Citizen, but it's safe to assume that I won't be qualified for it!

Welcome. Here's your badge and gun. Hell, with your qualifications: two guns!

 

[Obelon]

Question the first: Do you have beer?
The second: Can you make beer?
Umpteenth: Where is the pitcher?

Welcome to *hic* TEST!