TEST Battle Plan

[SeungRyul]

Some friendly guy in r/StarCitizen wanted me to leak TEST battleplans so I complied.

 

[DominationAgenda]

It's not like we have a plan to begin with

 

[VeryAngryOtter]

"The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim." - Sun Tzu.

 

[HechtorDravere]

I saw the title, and was about to rage, until I saw the plan. Much TEST. So Approve.

Totally fits with the Hechtor Doctrine.

 

[Montoya]

Please be careful where you post this information, the last thing we need is a leak!

 

[TestBot]

Please be careful where you post this information, the last thing we need is a leak!

then someone should plug that hole in the bengal's bridge.

 

[D-Rook]

then someone should plug that hole in the bengal's bridge.

I can plug it with an LN first thing tomorrow.

 

[starkestrel]

Test Squadron
not unlike spacefleas attacking a death turd

 

[Barthanes]

This whole kamikaze thing seems fairly expensive, and life threatening.
Mayhaps a less suicide involved plan?

Doesn't mean we can't use our hordes of auroras in a blind charge towards oblivion!
(This is not HERESY!)

 

[BluChew]

This whole kamikaze thing seems fairly expensive, and life threatening.
Mayhaps a less suicide involved plan?

Doesn't mean we can't use our hordes of auroras in a blind charge towards oblivion!
(This is not HERESY!)

Agreed! May I introduce Operation Deep Thrust...

 

[Tyronne]

Agreed! May I introduce Operation Red Rocket...

FTFY

 

[h0und]

Agreed! May I introduce Operation Deep Thrust...

Reported.

 

[Designated Drunk]

Agreed! May I introduce Operation Deep Thrust...

I seriously LMFAOed at this. I figured it was just an updated version of the TEST battle plan. Once I wondered why the Bengal was just a pink square, then it suddenly dawned on me. Well played, sir - I beg you to post it on the RSI forum.

 

[BluChew]

I seriously LMFAOed at this. I figured it was just an updated version of the TEST battle plan. Once I wondered why the Bengal was just a pink square, then it suddenly dawned on me. Well played, sir - I beg you to post it on the RSI forum.

Its posted... (10 mins later) Letter from Cloud Imperium:
Dear BluChew,
Your banned for interweb penisessszz.
The End

 

[chrizz]

I seriously LMFAOed at this. I figured it was just an updated version of the TEST battle plan. Once I wondered why the Bengal was just a pink square, then it suddenly dawned on me. Well played, sir - I beg you to post it on the RSI forum.

OOOH NOW I GET IT.

 

[Designated Drunk]

Its posted... (10 mins later) Letter from Cloud Imperium:
Dear BluChew,
Your banned for interweb penisessszz.
The End

A ban would be worth the lolz - it still makes me giggle.