TEST Chandelier: Drunken Suicide Karoke commence!

Pazzolupo

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Pazzolupo
Space-bros have to drink.
Can’t feel anything, let’s start the roam.
I push butan, I push butaaann.

I’m the one left behind
The butan I pressed was not my jump drive
My air is gone! It was my damn airlock!

1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink

Throw 'em back 'til I lose count.

I grew up living in the Florida Keys. In the Florida Keeeeeyyyss!
But now I am living in Central Florida.
Next to Walt Disney Woooorrllld!
I was too late for the Kickstarter pledge, feel my tears as they dry.
I want to fly with my bros through the stars. Like Mal in 'Firefly'.

I'll be holding on for dear life, as I get tractor beamed to my death.
Keep my glass full with scotch 'till the end, see my space-bros saving my ass.
Get me out of this damn tractor beam! Don't ram it, you'll scratch up my ship.
Damn it I spilled my drink on the dash! Now I can't make the jump to home base.
Jump to home base.

Sun is up, I'm so pissed.
When I find you I'm gonna kick your ass
For leaving me and my ship in the black!

1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink

Throw 'em back 'til I lose count.

Myyyy first game was known as Red Baron II. Yes, I said Red Baron II.
Myyyy brother used to give me shit for always dying.
By crashing the plane.
Nooow I spend my time playing classic RPG's. Along the lines of Wasteland 2
I also play games like Borderlands 2. Like Borderlands 2!

But I'm a full-time student now. With a wife that doesn't play games.
Sometimes she wants to have quality time. Probably because she likes me somewhat.
If I must choose from Kirk or Jean-Luc, I don't think I could make a choice.
Both are great in their own unique way. But James T. Kirk had all the ladies.
All the ladies.
All the ladies.

Now I'm waiting for Star Citizen
I can't wait to just fly all my ships
Fly all my ships
Fly all my ships
'Cause I am spending all of my time
Just reading Jump Point online.
Oh, I'm just waiting for Star Citizen
Star Citizen
Star Citizen


 

JoeCool4433

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Welcome to the TEST Poetry and Song Writing Division!

Every Friday night is Poetry Slam, BYOB.
 

Pazzolupo

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You guys have one of those? Awesome! Never participated in stuff like that before. Really just did this on a whim. I was considering posting this as a drunken audio recording instead of text. Laziness win out, but it's still possible.
 

ghost53574

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I like this better


I like these lyrics better though:

(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the auroa hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm flying in a ship (I'm flying in a ship)
I'm flying in a ship (I'm flying in a ship)
Everybody look at me cause I'm flying in a ship (flying in a ship)
I'm flying in a ship (I'm flying in a ship)
I'm flying in a ship
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin seats (ship, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a ship motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flying in a ship where the sun don't shine
Bustin five hundered knots, wit beer in my hand
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm flying in a ship

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm flying in a ship, bitch (bitch)
We drinking IPA's and Lager, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my space trunks, and my spazzy suits
I'm flippin burgers, you at UEE straight flippin credits

I'm ridin on auroa, doin flips and shit
The auroa crashin, gettin e'rybody all fucked up
But this ain't the UEE, this is real as it gets
I'm flying in a ship motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm flying in a ship and, it's goin fast and
I got a popsicle themed vanduul scythe
I'm the king of the world, on a ship like yo momma
If you're on a station, then you're sho' fo-not here oh'
{Get the fuck up, this ship is REAL!!!}

Fuck land, I'm flying a ship, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck UEE, I raid, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my homies, motherfucker (yeah)
This ship engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this ship to vanduul space somehow (moon somehow)
Like Chris Roberts, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a ship
It's a big black space road (yeah)
Black Holes!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big ship comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a vanduul

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh
 
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