TEST diplomacy lesson

[Blind Owl]

Seeing as how I am not very good at the talking or the violencing, can I choose stupidity?

It's synonymous. You're fine on all accounts.
:D

 

[Fade691]

On a separate yet related note, is anyone familiar with the movie Teeth? Attack beaver?

Well... I wasn't before, thanks. I'm like

Dear sweet Jesus. Don't put that image in people's head. Haha.

To late o_O

I am thoroughly disturbed right now. D:

You are? Cautionary tale for men indeed! Haha

As am I lady. The image of our beautiful, terrifying attack beaver, has been sullied. It's a sad, dad day. ;)

Here maybe this will help, he looks so cuddly...

 

[Han Burgundy]

The best way to handle a situation where conflict might break out is to drop your pants.
Possibility 1: You get laid
Possibility 2: Nobody wants to fight a naked guy
Possibility 3: You can use your genitals to distract your opponent before stabbing them in the neck with a rusty fork

You can't lose

 

[JackAvalon]

Yeah, words are a waste of time.

Violence always works.

Pretty sure this is Trump's platform....

 

[Beerjerker]

TEST diplomacy:
"I drink your beer."

 

[Liquor_and_ores]

Chris Roberts explained how to do diplomatic relations for the hearing impaired

 

[CosmicTrader]

Pretty sure this is Trump's platform....

Since you wish to get all political, I could just give our enemies Hilary Clinton's BIG RED BUTTON.
I worked sooo well with the Russians.

I do not appreciate being compared to any politician, especially publicaly. Don't do it again.
Is this Diplomatic enough?

 

[Varku]

Okay, its political here, considering that trump isn't viable, and the others aren't much better:Montoya for President!
He likes Beer and is a TESTie, what's not to like about him?!

 

[Fade691]

The best way to handle a situation where conflict might break out is to drop your pants.
Possibility 1: You get laid
Possibility 2: Nobody wants to fight a naked guy
Possibility 3: You can use your genitals to distract your opponent before stabbing them in the neck with a rusty fork

You can't lose

I support this 100%. We need to be able to moon our enemies from our cockpits. Some one get to work convincing CR

 

[Black Sunder]

Chris Roberts explained how to do diplomatic relations for the hearing impaired

That's not how to do diplomatic relations. He's showing us Montoya's leadership!

 

[AstroSam]

Erm...he is showing us WHAT? These two words...I can't put them together in an understandable, logical way... :confused:

 

[Blind Owl]

Here maybe this will help, he looks so cuddly...

I fucking love this commercial. Classic.

Chris Roberts explained how to do diplomatic relations for the hearing impaired

I was sure that was a description of how I fly.

 

[188Octane]

Chris Roberts explained how to do diplomatic relations for the hearing impaired

I thought he was demoing how to make a landing request with the new motion controls.

 

[ADKL]

 

[Blind Owl]

Ultimate shitpost: Trying to put this thread back on track. ;)