TEST Flight Suit = Confirmed

Han Burgundy

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No no no, you got it all wrong. The assless flight suits are for lap passengers only. (Did you know that the Aurora has only one seat? (Bed doesn't count. Let's not make this weird) the only way to transport multiple testies in our signature craft is lap-sitting. The assless nature of the suit allows for the passenger to grip the pilot's leg with liberal use of buttcheek clenching (which shouldn't be an issue with a testie behind the stick) ITS A SAFETY FEATURE!!
 

Blind Owl

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No no no, you got it all wrong. The assless flight suits are for lap passengers only. (Did you know that the Aurora has only one seat? (Bed doesn't count. Let's not make this weird) the only way to transport multiple testies in our signature craft is lap-sitting. The assless nature of the suit allows for the passenger to grip the pilot's leg with liberal use of buttcheek clenching (which shouldn't be an issue with a testie behind the stick) ITS A SAFETY FEATURE!!
My god. Someone promote this man to head of safety. Or 'Head Crash TEST Dummy'.
Hehe, Crash TEST Dummy....
I'm hilarious.


I see the door is this way...
 

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Finally earned enough aUEC to buy the suit!

Here is me standing in my MMHC wearing the TEST suit.

All that's missing is you guys! And beer! And Auroras crashing through the walls! Oh, the glory it will become. :)

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Blind Owl

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Quick question: is the transition from hanger to Arc Corp to Port Olliser all done in game now? Or still exit to menu?
 

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You can do most transitions from the in game elevator. But it's usually faster to use the menu. Less running around, but less immersion too.
 
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Is there an ingame elevator from Ollisar? I have never found one.
 
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Blind Owl

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Yes, even in the PTU, but you can still go back to the menu. I think that's faster sometimes.
You can do most transitions from the in game elevator. But it's usually faster to use the menu. Less running around, but less immersion too.
Well that's freaking neat. Thanks gentlemen. Hopefully I'll be immersing myself tomorrow.
 
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