I went through the archives a while back.
We're proudly no longer from the following countries:
Grandpa's Grandpa's Grandma
Wales (I'm bored, let's move to Ireland)
married
Grandpa's Grandma's Grandpa
Ireland (Potatoes were the wrong crop to grow, let's move to America)
Grandpa's Grandpa's Grandpa
Scotland (Jacob was a bad king to throw our hat behind... Let's move to Ireland)
married
Grandpa's Grandma's Grandma
France (I'm bored, I'll sleep with this Scot.. shit... pregrant.. time to move to Canada
Grandma's Grandpa
USA (Rebelling against England? Loyalists move North!)
begat Canadian who married
Grandma's
Belgium (Hitler got elected in Germany? Let's move in with cousin Canada)
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Grandma Grandma Grandpa
Belgium (They're conscripting for a Boar War? I hate pork! Let's move to Canada!)
I know it's confusing....
but there's a Scottish person in there, so we know everything about KILTS