TEST Rankings

[TestBot]

So I thought I should make a thread and ask everyone for names for our ranking system. Here are my suggestion in no particular order: Veteran, Paragon, Ascendant, Sergeant, Private, Recruit, Bittervet, Oracle

Then I scoured the internet and found this cool page: http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?GuildID=379974&TabID=3196712&ForumID=1835891&TopicID=9378349

What are your suggestions?

 

[SeungRyul]

I transferred over our rankings from forums minus a few ranks since they only offer 6. For now I don't think ranks are going to do much good other than separate mods from regular members.

 

[TestBot]

BUT I WANT COOL SOUNDING RANKS.

 

[chKaze]

BUT I WANT COOL SOUNDING RANKS.

Cannonfodder. For the poor souls brave warriors that we send in battle.

 

[starkestrel]

Since we have a drunken space sailor theme, how about an escalating series of beverages?

 

[Barthanes]

Or just getting rid of officer themed ranks.
I fucking hate officers. How in real life they are all assholes, and in movies they are always the fucking hero.
Nobody mentions the fucking enlisted guy. NOOOOOOOO............

*edit*
This was brought to you by rage.

 

[Shards]

I think we need a Periwinkle rank. It should probably be reserved for whoever has done something incredibly stupid recently.

 

[JoeCool4433]

Or just getting rid of officer themed ranks.
I fucking hate officers. How in real life they are all assholes, and in movies they are always the fucking hero.
Nobody mentions the fucking enlisted guy. NOOOOOOOO............

*edit*
This was brought to you by rage.

 

[Munken]

Mega Sonic Death Aurora Driver

 

[JoeCool4433]

I transferred over our rankings from forums minus a few ranks since they only offer 6. For now I don't think ranks are going to do much good other than separate mods from regular members.

But it's useful for scaring the new recruits into thinking we're awesome and bitter vets! I'm the 2nd most bitterest vet. >.>

 

[Munken]

thinking we're awesome

What are you saying Joe? Am I not cool?

 

[JoeCool4433]

What are you saying Joe? Am I not cool?

SHHHHHH! You'll give up our secret and the new guys will be on to us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55ArHjeR1c

 

[Magnumag]

But it's useful for scaring the new recruits into thinking we're awesome and bitter vets! I'm the 2nd most bitterest vet. >.>

I claim the right of prima nocta, and in so doing, the title of "Most Palatable Vet".

 

[starkestrel]

I claim the right of prima nocta, and in so doing, the title of "Most Palatable Vet".

Huh. I read that as "Most Communicable Vet".

 

[Magnumag]

Huh. I read that as "Most Communicable Vet".

I was trying to highlight the converse of bitter with palatable... And became infectious o.O

 

[starkestrel]

Lads, I don't really have the heart to tell him that it may be prima nocta, but it's also post-zombie apocalypse. They just don't make brides like they used to.

 

[D-Rook]

hey, if the flesh is fresh........

 

[Würger]

One rank should be "Crash Test Dummy". Probably the lowest. Anyway, all ranks should have somekind of humor in them :)

 

[Barthanes]

Barthanes suggested ranks:
New Gai
Mook
Vet
Bittervet
Old Gai
Pensioner

 

[Würger]

Head of the Test Department.
Alpha Tester
Beta Tester
Dummy
Amazing Crash Test Dummy (you know, like the toys)