TEST SQUADRON HANDBOOK - MANDATORY

[CosmicTrader]

This should be required reading for ALL Testies.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6FJEde5ciAUZjJQMThDT093LUk/view

This should be considered the Basic Field Manual to be carried at all times.

Don't leave Port without it.

 

[WarrenPeace]

So many words... where's the part about crashing it into things?

 

[Black Sunder]

Any way we can make Montoya read this to us as an audio book?

 

[Guss De Blöd]

I read it, I can sum it up : "supercruise mode into the ennemy, test tactic, best tactic"

 

[BeerMonster]

These manuals are awesome. Its crazy when you see how detailed it is and that they will probably make one for every single ship!

 

[Captin_Chewie]

Well, Done! I find this to be helpful. The manual gives me a better basis for ship to ship dogfighting tactics. I plan on reading this to help me understand tactics and avoidance. Before, I had no guidance or idea on how to conduct dogfighting other than "Pew, Pew, blow up, and Pew again with another ship." Now it’s, "Pew, Rix Roll, missile avoided, Pew, and Live a little longer. Oh wait crashed into sun." In any case this will prevent 50% more mistakes by me! Again, thank you! :D

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Too many big words...and so many abbreviations! But they left one out: CRS, which is what I am afflicted with: Can't Remember Shit. One thing that caught my eye regarding the electrical system though, Auroras have battery backups! That should keep the ipod and the beer cooler running until I crash into the sun!

 

[RipVanDan]

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[Kal]

Any way we can make Montoya read this to us as an audio book?

I support this initiative!

 

[CrimsonCyclist]

Instructions unclear, purchased a Banu Merchantman for racing.

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Instructions unclear, purchased a Banu Merchantman for racing.

That sounds silly, I'm getting a Carrack racing team together...I figure 42% faster than a BMM.

 

[Gearen]

But... I don't have any Aurora.......

 

[AntiSqueaker]

But... I don't have any Aurora.......

It's the Aurora in your heart that matters, not the Aurora in your hangar.

 

[Gearen]

It's the Aurora in your heart that matters, not the Aurora in your hangar.

I have an Aurora in my heart? ooo that expla..... *dead*

 

[Black Sunder]

It's the Aurora in your heart that matters, not the Aurora in your hangar.

Might explain my recent cravings for hydrogen and liquid oxygen.

 

[PajamaJams]

One question, where's my Aurora? It said I'd be given one.
:|

 

[Stubieroo]

@CosmicTrader , you should totally do an audiobook of this, since you have that perfect narrator voice....