TEST Squadron History, Philosophy and Future, now in easy to take powder form

[AstroGimp01]

I LMFAO'd - if this isn't TEST I don't want to know what is.

http://imgur.com/id%3DwpZ4w%3Btype%3Dalbum

View: https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w


Hat tip to the SC FB group.

You are welcome.

'Gimp

 

[maynard]

I'm dieing to see what our TESTes do with SC's game mechanics

 

[Phantomoftruth]

I keep trying to make the Cutlass the Best Damn Fighter in the 'verse. Maybe i'm not flying erratically enough.

 

[Uruwashii]

I keep trying to make the Cutlass the Best Damn Fighter in the 'verse. Maybe i'm not flying erratically enough.

You are on the right path. Maybe if we can make the nacelles twist beyond the manufactured stops.

 

[Mich Angel]

I'm happy I did a 40 minute dogfight in the Starferer when I had it for a lowner last month, and I did it without any guns on it since I got the no amo bug. I actualy won the fight crashing the other to explode ha ha, then limping back to the repairstation just to realise I can't get it to land for my landing gear wasn't there any more so I ended up crashing in to the repair station exploding on it. This gave me a crime stat so I ende up in HEX LoL, geting help from fellow testies to clear my name it ended up the other to spawn at HEX.. we in Test are so good at this game we never have a dull moment :P

 

[Shive]

- "I replaced all my thrusters on the left wings of the ship and on my biggest weapon mounts I placed fridges."
~"But why?"
- "To make it spin incredibly fast (works with cruise mode)! The fridge will open from the centrifugal force and supported by a ballistics system it will be sending beer missiles out in a circular plane at high speeds."
- "Next up I need to make the quantum drive work the same way, so the ship just spins around in hyperspace instead... wonder what'll happen. FOR SCIENCE!"

 

[AstroSam]

I LMFAO'd - if this isn't TEST I don't want to know what is.

http://imgur.com/id%3DwpZ4w%3Btype%3Dalbum

View: https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w


Hat tip to the SC FB group.

You are welcome.

'Gimp

It reads like TEST, feels like TEST - it *is* TEST. Some wacko just put something about "Trek" instead of "Citizen" in it.

 

[Bruttle]

It reads like TEST, feels like TEST - it *is* TEST. Some wacko just put something about "Trek" instead of "Citizen" in it.

My thoughts exactly. Gimp, what an amazing catch. I was laughing so hard I almost ended up with coffee on my screen.

 

[AstroGimp01]

- "I replaced all my thrusters on the left wings of the ship and on my biggest weapon mounts I placed fridges."
~"But why?"
- "To make it spin incredibly fast (works with cruise mode)! The fridge will open from the centrifugal force and supported by a ballistics system it will be sending beer missiles out in a circular plane at high speeds."
- "Next up I need to make the quantum drive work the same way, so the ship just spins around in hyperspace instead... wonder what'll happen. FOR SCIENCE!"

Death BEER Blossom, courtesy TEST Science, best science!!

'Gimp

 

[KiwiB1rd]

"basically Team Fuck it Hold My Beer I got this"

Suprising how well this sums us up

 

[AstroGimp01]

Like this, but with Beer, @Shive is the weaponized TESTihol master

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlAsSyDAWR8


'Gimp

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I keep trying to make the Cutlass the Best Damn Fighter in the 'verse. Maybe i'm not flying erratically enough.

No, it's not you. I have the same problem and I'm probably twice as erratic as you are. I'm thinking it has something to do with that square toilet on the cutlass clogging the quantum drive

 

[Phantomoftruth]

No, it's not you. I have the same problem and I'm probably twice as erratic as you are. I'm thinking it has something to do with that square toilet on the cutlass clogging the quantum drive

That could easily be fixed by a wider tail and tighter thrusters.

 

[Lorddarthvik]

I LMFAO'd - if this isn't TEST I don't want to know what is.

http://imgur.com/id%3DwpZ4w%3Btype%3Dalbum

View: https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w


Hat tip to the SC FB group.

You are welcome.

'Gimp

That's pure gold, thanks for posting it! :D Sooo much TEST :D
I hope this mentality described in the OP remains alive while we wait for the games release :D

sidenote: During the last few months I've watched the full TNG, DS9, Enterprise, and now I'm watching Voyager (thanks netflix, no more sleep neccesary). In about every third episode of all these Star Trek shows, something brakes down and doesn't want to turn off or on, and all of these problems could have been solved if they remembered to install a simple effing manual power switch! It's ridicolous :D Come to think of it, there's a single instance of such a power switch in all of Star Trek, and even that is installed in a secret place, on Data :D

 

[TheWoad]

I'm dieing to see what our TESTes do with SC's game mechanics

It's gonna be so much fun to break this game and listen to CIG say "How the fuck did you manage that? IT LITERALLY should not have been possible"

 

[Thalstan]

It's gonna be so much fun to break this game and listen to CIG say "How the fuck did you manage that? IT LITERALLY should not have been possible"

that's what alphas and betas are for...breaking stuff in new and different ways...then writing it up and tell everyone else (ok, the Devs) just how you managed to get into your warden's pilot seat while doing an EVA...shouldn't be possible since the warden has windows, not a canopy, but you can still do it....

can't wait to see how things break in 4.0....
CIG: Ok, let's see if we have this straight...you have a small jump point, and you flew Beerjerker's Idris through it?
Test:Yeah, you see, if you take your fighters off, run a few quantums until you are below 31 percent fuel capacity, blow the front two nacelles off, you get below the weight/size limit of the small jump point....then you just re-attach/repair with the Crucible following you and refuel with a Starfarer.
CIG: ARRGHH...why would you think to blow the engines off your Frigate before taking it on a jump?
Test: Because it was the illogical thing to do...