The Adventures of Section 14: The Shimmering Vampire-Ogre-Troll (3 word novel game)

[Prothean]

massive, undulating testicles

 

[AntiSqueaker]

which flopped around

 

[BluChew]

on everyone's face

 

[AntiSqueaker]

which was mildly

 

[Barthanes]

(this game is getting mildly worse than my "is it bad that i laughed at this?" game.)

changing the subject.

 

[AntiSqueaker]

So Arena Commander

 

[Shive]

would be delayed

 

[AntiSqueaker]

again and again

 

[Delaron]

until it wasn't.

 

[Shive]

That was when

 

[Myugenlol]

, now is soon,

 

[Dragor]

soon is later

 

[GrammarGestapo]

(out of context) ooh, we've necro'd this thread?

(in context) and bacon is

 

[Egriz]

very freaking delicious.

(This thread will be locked after the 300th reply (Post #301) and I will do a full write up of our story).

 

[maynard]

In other news,

 

[AntiSqueaker]

I'm drinking beer

 

[GrammarGestapo]

and purging xenos

 

[Designated Drunk]

whilst Montoya's nipples

 

[Dragor]

tingle in joy.

 

[Vapsyvox]

At the sight