The Blind Owl Traffic Report

[Shadowscout]

The mighty @Blind Owl tells it like it is

 

[Bambooza]

much better than these

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3TIUY-WETE

 

[Deroth]

I'm shocked and offended it wasn't a beer delivery truck for the one traffic...then again, @Blind Owl might've already jacked it.

 

[FZD]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3TIUY-WETE

2:12 Somebody get this person a mirror. That eye makeup is just... offensive to every eye everywhere.

EDIT: I Mean, it's so bad I completely missed that weird unibrow on the first watch through.

 

[Sraika]

owl puns
true hoo-mour

 

[Bambooza]

I'm shocked and offended it wasn't a beer delivery truck for the one traffic...then again, @Blind Owl might've already jacked it.

That's the reason there are no beer trucks at all. They have already been hijacked and liberated of their nectar.

 

[Blind Owl]

Wait, how'd I see that truck? And where did I learn to count?

 

[CosmicTrader]

OMG That is Classic.

 

[Cugino83]

Wait, how'd I see that truck? And where did I learn to count?

Beer mate: it make you see thinks and say thinks that you are not aware of ...

 

[Bambooza]

Beer mate: it make you see thinks and say thinks that you are not aware of ...

An added benefit is beer makes everyone far more attractive. So if everyone was as blind owl then we would all be supermodels.

 

[Blind Owl]

Beer mate: it make you see thinks and say thinks that you are not aware of ...

Haha, that's how I ended up with my first wife.

An added benefit is beer makes everyone far more attractive. So if everyone was as blind owl then we would all be supermodels.

Is that why I think your all so beautiful?!?