Do I look like an adorable space frog? Don't be fooled naive humans !!!
Our invading force was ready to take on earth. They were silently waiting at the opposite side of the sun while the intel was being gathered to strike, but something went wrong, terribly wrong. The fleet came too close to the sun, and our biogenetically engineered starships catched fire as if they were made out of green cloth.
Arrrr!
And I was left here, alone. Then, I became a dormant agent. I was called Kermit the frog and slaved by humankind to be treated as if I were a muppet. But not anymore...
I shall rise again !!
After waiting for centuries, now once again I have the means to reach my goal. It is the right time to set in motion my thoughtfully crafted 3-step master plan...
Step 0 - Get some beer
...
Step 1 - Get an Aurora class spaceship
Step 2 - Manage to reach the pedals
Step 3 - CONQUER THE UNIVERSE !!!
Our invading force was ready to take on earth. They were silently waiting at the opposite side of the sun while the intel was being gathered to strike, but something went wrong, terribly wrong. The fleet came too close to the sun, and our biogenetically engineered starships catched fire as if they were made out of green cloth.
Arrrr!
And I was left here, alone. Then, I became a dormant agent. I was called Kermit the frog and slaved by humankind to be treated as if I were a muppet. But not anymore...
I shall rise again !!
After waiting for centuries, now once again I have the means to reach my goal. It is the right time to set in motion my thoughtfully crafted 3-step master plan...
Step 0 - Get some beer
...
Step 1 - Get an Aurora class spaceship
Step 2 - Manage to reach the pedals
Step 3 - CONQUER THE UNIVERSE !!!
