The Headless Test Pilot

[Feral Oxide]

Once upon a time there was a Test Squadron Pilot who's name has been redacted.
He wanted to toady up to Montoya and shoved his head so far up his butt it imploaded.
Montoya merely laughed as his lower intestinal tract chewed on the newbie's brain matter.
The pilot now roams the outer reaches of space, endlessly dueling Vandaal squadrons, destined to never ever never dive his ship into the sun again. Or drink another beer.
Sad story but true.
Let's be safe out their, kids.

 

[WarrenPeace]

I think I want to see an Aurora in the PU, unreasonably fast, that just flies through systems. If you get close enough, it has a headless pilot in it. Any attempts to capture it result in it just fading away.

 

[Liquor_and_ores]

This is why you give bad checks with your local Cutlass red