Vapsyvox Creed
This is my pizza. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My pizza is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My pizza, without me, is useless. Without my pizza, I am useless. I must eat my pizza true. I must chew faster than my neighbor who is trying to eat more pizza than me. I must out-eat him before he out-eats me. I will...
My pizza and I know that what counts in dining is not the amount of bites we take, the noise of our lips smacking, nor the gas we make. We know that it is the flavor that counts. We will eat...
My pizza is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its toppings and its crust. I will keep my pizza clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My pizza and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our taste. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is at hand and there are no empty boxes, but pizza for all!
This is my pizza. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My pizza is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My pizza, without me, is useless. Without my pizza, I am useless. I must eat my pizza true. I must chew faster than my neighbor who is trying to eat more pizza than me. I must out-eat him before he out-eats me. I will...
My pizza and I know that what counts in dining is not the amount of bites we take, the noise of our lips smacking, nor the gas we make. We know that it is the flavor that counts. We will eat...
My pizza is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its toppings and its crust. I will keep my pizza clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My pizza and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our taste. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is at hand and there are no empty boxes, but pizza for all!
