This year Citizencon weapon will be a spoon..... or maybe a knife

[Gearen]

Do you want the proof?

 

[Printimus]

Def going to be a plumbus.

 

[Montoya]

I would prefer a katana

 

[Blind Owl]

A large, round, rubber club with a heavy, knotted end.

Ya know, for beating people.

 

[Gearen]

Def going to be a plumbus.

But.... how do you make a plumbus in a live event?

 

[Grisha]

 

[DarthMunkee]

We need the best weapon from Saints Row

Spoiler: Did you're parents say you could internet?

 

[Printimus]

But.... how do you make a plumbus in a live event?

 

[Tealwraith]

Arclight II with Star Kitten skin

 

[Tealwraith]

Wait, is this what we think it will be or what we want it to be?

 

[Bambooza]

And here after being subjugated to Trolls more times then should be tolerated under the Geneva Convention allows for torture, I am obligated to repeat what Chef says. Holding a knife a spoon a ladle.

 

[Sraika]

i see you've played knifey-spoony before :p

 

[Zookajoe]

Gotta admit, I think the whole thing is kinda forked up.

 

[Radegast74]

Gotta admit, I think the whole think is kinda forked up.

Nothing like a little spoontaneous humor in a thread, lol!

 

[Talonsbane]

If a person can't decide between a spoon, a knife or a fork, sharpen a spork & go to town along the massacre buffet. Personally, given some of the gameplay that they have discussed in the past, I'm hoping that it is either a version of the combat knife from the holiday special from Dec 2017, some sort of crossbow as has been mentioned briefly before OR perhaps some sort of stun baton for those that wish to take opponents with non-lethal force.

 

[Jokyr]

It will be a cheap plastic spork, complete with product placement. Mark my words and welcome our new sponsor with the Citizen Com Taco Bell spork

 

[CosmicTrader]

Chopsticks

 

[Blind Owl]

A lock Sandi's hair braided into a garrote.

 

[Gearen]

 

[JackAvalon]

It's going to be a REALLY sharp fidget spinner.