Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hangar,
I was with my girlfriend in the mustang, getting ready to bang her.
My TESTies were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of UEC danced in their heads.
My girl in her lingerie that showed off her ass,
had walked over to the couch and shut the main hatch.
When across the hangar, there rose such a clatter,
I reached for my arclight to see what was the matter.
Away to the docking collar, I flew like a flash,
thew open the airlock, and hit the floor at a dash.
Christmas Roberts himself was there in his glory,
I crept over silently, hoping I'd hear his story.
Instead he filled up my the stockings with an idris and beer, and an aurora ln for my brother, cheers!
He warp jumped up the chimney with a giant spark! That son of a [redacted] blew the chimney apart.
And I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Flight!
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/305326/twas-the-night-before-christmas-star-citizen-style#latest
I was with my girlfriend in the mustang, getting ready to bang her.
My TESTies were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of UEC danced in their heads.
My girl in her lingerie that showed off her ass,
had walked over to the couch and shut the main hatch.
When across the hangar, there rose such a clatter,
I reached for my arclight to see what was the matter.
Away to the docking collar, I flew like a flash,
thew open the airlock, and hit the floor at a dash.
Christmas Roberts himself was there in his glory,
I crept over silently, hoping I'd hear his story.
Instead he filled up my the stockings with an idris and beer, and an aurora ln for my brother, cheers!
He warp jumped up the chimney with a giant spark! That son of a [redacted] blew the chimney apart.
And I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Flight!
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/305326/twas-the-night-before-christmas-star-citizen-style#latest
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