Valentine's Day is almost here

[maynard]

Roses and chocolates are BORING

share your creative ways to mark the occasion

for example, this appeals to my TESTicular sensibility

 

[Zapper Weisman]

Aww! Romance is indeed still alive!

 

[sum1]

I was hoping for the launch of the test squadron dating app....

 

[Bambooza]

I was hoping for the launch of the test squadron dating app....

Does it randomly pick who gets to wear the wig?

 

[sum1]

Does it randomly pick who gets to wear the wig?

Why have a wig when you can have @Montoya smooth head! ;)

 

[Kiladyn]

I was thinking of "adopting" a penguin from the zoo for my wife. She loves those little dirt bags.

It's just donating and you get a plush and certificate but still

 

[Bambooza]

Why have a wig when you can have @Montoya smooth head! ;)

Well perhaps Montoya would like you in a wig, as not everyone can rock the smooth head look.

 

[Printimus]

I usually cook a big ass steak for me and the misses.