Warm welcome to newest TEST member

[Radegast74]

You think you had a tough day?

A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet

A surprise company outing to an air base caused a 64-year-old French man so much stress that he flung himself from a fighter jet in mid-air, grabbing the ejector button in a panic and tumbling through the skies above France before landing in a field.

www.cnn.com

 

[Bambooza]

You think you had a tough day?

A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet

A surprise company outing to an air base caused a 64-year-old French man so much stress that he flung himself from a fighter jet in mid-air, grabbing the ejector button in a panic and tumbling through the skies above France before landing in a field.

www.cnn.com

Wait that's not the fastest way back to PO?

 

[Sraika]

heheheh, whoops

 

[Talonsbane]

I'm guessing that his young mistress let him know mid flight what she was home wearing something sexy, how she was feeling thanks to the French wine & that his special "little blue pills" had arrived. They claim that he'd panicked, I say that he received great news & become overly enthusiastic to arrive at his mid-life crises rendezvous while his long time wife thinks that he'll be gone all day.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Premature Ejection.
Viva la France....

 

[Vavrik]

So, I read the article... noticed the guy was wearing his parachute so would have suffered only minor injuries and some discomfort and maybe a lot of fear... Then I read 3 replies... still just a little amused...

Then ...

Premature Ejection.
Viva la France....

PIG SNORT.

 

[Mich Angel]

That 64-year young man gotta be a TEST member... I can't see it any other way ha ha ha ha