Went to a Brazilian festival

[Montoya]

My neighbors are from Sao Paulo and held some sort of party in the backyard.

Its an annual festival for Brazilians, I think its called Festas Juninas. The table was full of delicious goodies and most of it is made from corn.

The red teapot there was filled with a warm wine. I made it my objective to try get drunk from it, which was tough because they boil off most of the alcohol, but I was not going to let that stop me!

I think I finished two of those things on my own, it was hot outside, so warm wine and a low alc vol was a big a challenge, but I did it for the glory of TEST!

 

[UbEcLoWn]

Wait a minute. What exactly are you holding in your hand?

 

[Frisbeerocker]

See, this guy right here. This is how TEST does it. Warm wine on a hot summer's day.

Get your shit together, the rest of you.

I'm looking at you Capt. Richard...

 

[Guss De Blöd]

Wait a minute. What exactly are you holding in your hand?

I think it's a cornthingy, that or a sextoy.

 

[CaptainRichard]

I'm looking at you Capt. Richard...

:eek:

 

[Montoya]

Wait a minute. What exactly are you holding in your hand?

Its a corn you sickos.

Or a sex toy.

Who knows. I was way past my first pot at that point.

 

[Admiral_Nolan]

I was actually expecting something more dirty and less hairy.....:D

 

[Chairman Meow]

I think it's a cornthingy, that or a sextoy.

The setting says corn, but that smile says everything else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[UnderSc0re]

Its a corn you sickos.

Or a sex toy.

Who knows. I was way past my first pot at that point.

I was going to guess plantain for scale...

(Tried to make a "banana for scale" joke)

 

[Macaque]

Of all the photos.. You post one so easy to shop, it's asking to be shopped..

Can we play "Shop Montoya"?

 

[Macaque]

Fixed..

 

[Montoya]

Fixed..

This is the original picture.. I dont get it?

 

[Chairman Meow]

 

[VariXx]

Its a corn you sickos.

Or a sex toy.

I don't understand. What's the difference between the two?

 

[Frisbeerocker]

This is, hands down, the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

 

[Huegpaynis]

I think it's a cornthingy, that or a sextoy.

¿Por que no los dos?

 

[MzHartz]

Its a corn you sickos.

Or a sex toy.

Who knows. I was way past my first pot at that point.

There's something NSFW that I could link to here...

Er, at least, so I've heard...

 

[Kapital_Kong]

Wait a minute. What exactly are you holding in your hand?

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

 

[Nightrider]

Its a corn you sickos.

Or a sex toy.

Who knows. I was way past my first pot at that point.

It's corn and a sex toy ... why reduce your options.
My only question is what would you use it as first?

 

[WarrenPeace]

I don't know if I should feel sorry for this.