Day 1: Montoya has still not created the next SotS. This is causing much [CONCERN] among the membership.
I completely forgot that. Montoya needs to talk about this for sure.The State of the Squad should also discuss the success of TEST squadron at CitCon. Twas a great meeting of the TEST Beards (UbEcLoWn, Baron and myself, that is), as well as the many fantastic pictures UbE took, and Baron's love affair with The Great Roberts, as well as the Lesser Roberts (Erin, or The Almost as Great Roberts, maybe?)
Or people like me, who have no patienc -- SCREW FINISHING THAT SENTENCE, IT TAKES TOO F#$%$#ING LONG!Waiting's for suckers.
We just donated 475$ to the org, so pretty much... XDare we paying Montoya a salary?
he can do what he wants as long as he reserves me a few of those cool patches
IlluminatiDay 2: Stat of the Squadron 6 still not posted. Investigations have turned up nothing. Fringe conspiracy theories state that Montoya was kicked by [EFFORT]. {CONCERN] is now at level 1, of 20 bottles.
Day 2.5: Montoya has come out of hiding but not without demands. My fellow TESTies and I have procured several bottles and passed them out to the other org members and several homeless people. Overall 17 additional bottles have been used up for a total of 18. The level of [CONCERN] has hit critical diaper mass.When you hit level 18 of 20 bottles, I shall produce!
Day 3: TEST members realize they can edit Wikipedia. Drunken misinformation ensues.18 empty bottles now in circulation. TESTies realized they can refill them with more beer. Members now looking up 'fermentation' on wikipedia.
Day 3.14159: While crude MS Paint illustrations now bring color (and confusion) to wikipedia topics as varied as hydrangea paniculata, Anton Chekov's childhood boarding school, and 'boogers', the piloting while intoxicated entry rapidly becomes one of the most well-researched and documented subsections on the entire site.Day 3: TEST members realize they can edit Wikipedia. Drunken misinformation ensues.
*GASP* Maybe the drunken TESTies stole Montoya! *DUN DUN DUN*Day 3.2: Several drunk members of the Squadron now believe they are Space Marines of the Blood Ravens faction. Less drunk members are reporting theft on a massive scale. GREAT EMPEROR MONTOYA is still MIA.
and the next section, Controlled flight into terrain, appears to be relevant to our interests...the piloting while intoxicated entry rapidly becomes one of the most well-researched and documented subsections on the entire site.