Xian Dildos

[Lorddarthvik]

I think this should become an in-game helmet attachment (lol), and all Testies should wear it like a unicorn horn on our helmets.

It could also be used at our cult gatherings as a mark of full Test membership and given to new full members to mark them as such.

Also, something something many dick jokes.

 

[Horatus]

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Like you don’t know.

 

[DarthMatter]

Was disappointed that Vanduul weren't the first dildos........

Why?
So they can fuck us even more than they already have?

 

[Sirus7264]

With alien dildos?

would you have it any other way?

 

[Mushin]

Why?
So they can fuck us even more than they already have?

Maybe we are the ones fucking them........... something to think about.

 

[Blind Owl]

would you have it any other way?

I guess not...

 

[Ammorn]

would you have it any other way?

 

[Liquor_and_ores]

Was disappointed that Vanduul weren't the first dildos........

too spikey to use I bet

 

[Liquor_and_ores]

What a time to be alive! https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/afzoiw View: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/afzoiw/fan_created_star_citizen_themed_adult_toy/

Magnum sized

 

[Raither]

Let's see...

Human (because we know already)
Vanduul (Reserved)
Xi'an (green, strange and verified as "uncomfortable")
Banu (Reserved)
Tevarin (Reserved)
Kr'Thak (Reserved)

I can't stop laughing right now...

 

[Horatus]

Let's see...

Human (because we know already)
Vanduul (Reserved)
Xi'an (green, strange and verified as "uncomfortable")
Banu (Reserved)
Tevarin (Reserved)
Kr'Thak (Reserved)

I can't stop laughing right now...

Well, I suppose the human one can be uncomfortable as well.