Hi-ho-ho thar, fellow travelers 'o th' cosmic waters. I be cap'n Altair, some 'o ye fine buckos I have already met while huntin' trespassers 'o TEST voyage waters. I woe to meet th' rest 'o ye in our PVP fleets sin'in' shanties 'n plantin' our flag at Kareah 'n Grimhex while we heartly enjoy th' fireworks 'o our sinkin' enemies