Zek

[Macaque]

Privyet! I am Zek! Your friendly neighborhood forced laborer! Careful.. I carry shiv!

Are you tired of paying premium wages for premium work? No problem! I do it for much less! Both ways!

Looking for a pilot to pay the least amount possible, so you become glutinously rich? I'm your comrade!

Need soldier stupid enough to go on best suicide mission? Zaryazhat!

Forget to plan bachelor party? With simple refigurator modification to prison cell, Cutlass Blue become perfect vodka transport!

More danger? More discount!

.. Not reliable for failed breathalyzer or drug tests. Spasibo and dosvidaniya!

 

[WarrenPeace]

Good motivation, promote immediately! Welcome to TEST!

 

[Frisbeerocker]

We need more people like you in TEST. You will fit in nicely here.

 

[TheZekk]

Well this is awkward

 

[Frisbeerocker]

Well this is awkward

Evil twin, clone or future/past selves.

Taking all bets!

 

[Macaque]

Well this is awkward

Blyat!.. Congratulation, comrade! Free lifetime labor!

 

[CitizenDad]

Welcome! For better or for worse sir :p

 

[Macaque]

Welcome! For better or for worse sir :p

Kung Fu Hustle.. Great movie. :)

 

[PhosphorusForFun]

Welcome to TEST!
Here is snorkel! Keep it secret, keep it safe.

 

[TheZekk]

After dicussions on Mumble. We are dubbing Single 'K' as Little Zek.

 

[Macaque]

After dicussions on Mumble. We are dubbing Single 'K' as Little Zek.

Call me "little," and I eat you, like cannibal.. Then we see who little. :)

 

[maynard]

Call me "little," and I eat you, like cannibal.. Then we see who little. :)

I nominate this guy for the Diplomatic Corps

 

[Chairman Meow]

Выпьем за то, чтобы у нас всегда был повод для праздника! (`^`)7

 

[Macaque]

Выпьем за то, чтобы у нас всегда был повод для праздника! (`^`)7

Твоё здоровье!

 

[Macaque]

I nominate this guy for the Diplomatic Corps

Only if the pay is terrible and I can smoke/drink on the job!