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Coming to the profound and deep understanding that I choose the correct path in life when I did not go to school to become a teacher, because after 8 weeks with my kids. . . damn. Just damn. Lions eat their young for a reason.
I was out running to be healthy and fell down a hill. Now I'm wounded and recouping. I've concluded falling is generally unhealthy.
Using a megaphone to say hi to my neighbors. Why don't they like me? I'm just trying to be friendly.
Han Burgundy
Han Burgundy
Have you used said megaphone to read passages of Fifty Shades of Gray to them at 6:30 in the morning? That'll get em goin...
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