DISCLAIMER: It is not my fault if your faith is lost in CIG, Humanity, or Hamsters. Please be warned that this is all legitimate footage and should be handled with care, and never EVER be shared on 4chan.
So the last night I went out and did some detective work near CIG headquarters , and attached a Go Pro to a tree across the lake. What I saw was absolutely mind blowing. If you don't believe me, just look at this raw footage I recorded below.
As you can see, the man we know and love, Chris Roberts, seems to have defied all known physics by walking on water, right by my camera. I made a forum post but it was deleted IMMEDIATELY by CHRIS HIMSELF
Proof:
Not only was Chris Roberts rude with this statement, but he seems to want no one to know about his secret.
I say we file complaints on robertsspaceindustries.com until we figure out just what Chris is hiding, because this secret is proof that SC's development cycle might not be as suspected due to Chris having to take all the responsibilities of the Messiah.
Remember: Only you can stop Chris Roberts from taking over the Universe
-Stefmor90, June 15th, 2014
So the last night I went out and did some detective work near CIG headquarters , and attached a Go Pro to a tree across the lake. What I saw was absolutely mind blowing. If you don't believe me, just look at this raw footage I recorded below.
As you can see, the man we know and love, Chris Roberts, seems to have defied all known physics by walking on water, right by my camera. I made a forum post but it was deleted IMMEDIATELY by CHRIS HIMSELF
Proof:
Not only was Chris Roberts rude with this statement, but he seems to want no one to know about his secret.
I say we file complaints on robertsspaceindustries.com until we figure out just what Chris is hiding, because this secret is proof that SC's development cycle might not be as suspected due to Chris having to take all the responsibilities of the Messiah.
Remember: Only you can stop Chris Roberts from taking over the Universe
-Stefmor90, June 15th, 2014
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